University is already stressful enough without having to worry about your roommates being crazy. Unfortunately for Winnie and Guistinna, they found out the hard way that their new roommate was just that.
17-year-old student, Winnie Chen, is attending UCLA in the fall and is getting ready to move into her new dorm. She's living with Guistinna and Ashly, neither of whom she has met.
Before she moved in, Winnie received an email from her soon-to-be roommate, Ashly. Winnie forgot to respond to the email, which I'm sure has happened to all of us. What has not happened to all of us is getting a follow-up email from hell. Winnie posted Ashly's next email on Twitter.
"Okay so I'm not sure why neither of your responded back to my emails, but I don't really care just as long as you both know this and understand that I'm not gonna settle for anything less than what I'm gonna tell you that I'm gonna get once I arrive in the dorm. I'll take the top bunk of the bunk bed that has a bottom and top bunk. I DO NOT want the single bunk where it has a desk underneath the top bunk so don't try to leave me that. I'm also taking one of the white closets. There should be two white closets and I'm taking one of them. I don't care for which one it is, just know that I'm taking one of them.
I want the desk that's near the window. Plain and simple. I don't care about who gets the bottom bunk but just know what I stated above is what I'm expecting once I arrive at the dorm and I won't be in the mood for any arguing or other nonsense because one of you two decided to deliberately disregard this email. If needed be I'll turn it into a bigger situation so don't try me.
Sorry but not that sorry for the attitude. I don't like being ignored because that's just rude but that's what you both decided to do so I decided to make it clear now on the kind of person I am and what I will and will not take.
So as a final reminder: I am getting the top bunk of the bunk bed with the bed on the bottom, I am getting one of the white closets, and I am getting the desk near the window. That's fair enough to ask for considering that I'm giving up fighting for the bottom bunk."
Are you KIDDING ME, Ashly?!
Guistinna refused to take the raging email lightly, replying "GIIRRRL, WE HAVEN'T EVEN MET YET."
Ashly ended up cooling down a bit, apparently, because she wrote yet another follow-up.
I think my favorite line is, "I'm also really chill too." Are you sure, Ashly? Referring to yourself as "a ticking time bomb" is not my definition of chill, but to each their own.
Winnie has since requested to move flats, but she hasn't heard back yet. Chances are she won't be able to move until the school year is over.
I'm sure this will end well, ya?