So...this is a thing that exists.
Wolf Head Boxer Briefs are here to ruin any love you may have for wolves (or will it make your love stronger?)
This company has produced a set of underwear that lets you release your wild side.
The company states the description as (this is verbatim):
- Set Include: 1pc Boxer Briefs
- Sexy Mens stretchy boxer briefs shorts underwear
- Bulge pouch design, good elasticity and great hand feeling
- 3D wolf pattern print underwear make man looks sexy and wild
- Perfect for causal wear or lingerie nights and also perfect gift to boyfriend or husband
Basically, the man puts his junk in the snout of the wolf and it becomes a 3D creature. For the eagle style, it's the beak (how American.)
The underwear only runs between $3.95 and $9.95, which honestly isn't too bad.
You can get yourself (or someone else) a pair here. Christmas is coming up. This could be a GREAT Secret Santa.
But the question we have to ask is, what do you think of these?