We're all aware that Ryan Lochte is not the most intelligent mind on the planet.
But did he really think his dog had discovered the secret to eternal life?!
Lochte posted a photo on October 23rd, wishing his pup Carter a happy 8th birthday. Seems pretty legit, right? But then, because Twitter is Twitter, someone did some digging and found out that Carter turned 8 last year...and the year before that.
how old is Ryan Lochte's dog pic.twitter.com/k1d0WLXUF1— Gráinne (@wholegrainne) October 23, 2016
Tell us your secret, Carter!
Just kidding...the secret is your owner is Ryan Lochte. He did end up deleting the most recent birthday wish, posting a new message wishing Carter a happy 9th birthday. But that still means he's missing a year. Either Carter is 10, or he's 7. It depends on how you look at it.
But knowing Lochte's math, Carter could be 16 and we wouldn't know.