I am a 10-month-old baby and I am writing you this letter because my mother has been sending people my "Christmas List" and it in no way represents the things I actually want. Getting some stacking blocks, and an elephant that lights up is cool and everything, but it's not what my heart really desires.
I keep hearing the adults make the joke that all a 10-month-old baby wants is the wrapping paper and boxes and that isn't far from the truth. But as much fun as the playing with paper and packaging sounds, I do have a number of additional things I would like to see under the tree this year.
My list is enclosed below.
Have a Merry Christmas!
- 10-month-old baby
What I Really Want For Christmas
This power cord
I want this more than I have wanted anything else in my 10 months of life. I also want the power strip with the fun orange light that it's connected to. I would settle for just a bunch of electrical cords, but in general I love the ones that hide behind mom's desk.
The wall mounted entertainment center
Every time I go near the one mom has, I get in trouble, so I would like one for my own. I have no idea why mom won't let me play with it, but if you bring me one, I can put it in my room and she can't say anything about it.
I would also love a set of house keys. They have to be the metal ones though, not those over-sized plastic ones they make for 'babies'. I know those are just a fake to keep us away from the real deal. I love putting these in my mouse and listen to them jingle.
Everyone who I see that has these, I must have them. To put in my mouth, clearly. Everyone gets so scared when I take these spectacles off their face, I'm not going to break them, I just like to hold them really tight and never give them back.