With the invention of social media, it's giving us all a chance to share experiences. For parents, it's a way to gets tips, tricks, and fellow horror stories on the joys of children.
Kids can definitely be a handful, but when you add humor? It's all worth it.
Check out some of our favorite tweets about parenting. If you have kids, they're sure to resonate quite loudly with you.
4-year-old: Why do you go to work?— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2015
Me: They pay me a salary.
4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.
*looks up from phone*— Abhorrent Housewife (@abhorrent_wife) June 24, 2013
"Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent."
Son: Can you teach me about fractions? Me: Sure. I love 2/3 of my children.— Cuppy (@runawaycupcake) January 25, 2013
Another surprise benefit of having a baby is using my new swaddling skills to roll a tight, tight burrito.— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 24, 2015
6yo: Can I turn on the hose outside?— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 24, 2016
Me: Ya, ask Mommy - she's out there
6yo: I can't
Me: Why not?
6yo: She already said "no"
Which is worse: that I had to wear a Frozen bandaid cuz all the regular ones were taken or that I spent 5 min. deciding between Anna & Elsa?— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) July 5, 2016
Today I'm just going to enjoy the innocence of my little boy's confusion between freckles, knuckles, and nipples...— Karen Callahan (@totmessmom) July 8, 2016
If you were wondering, when your 4 year old asks you if she can cut her hair, there's a 100% chance it's because she already did.— Court (@Discourt) July 6, 2016
There are parents at this preschool graduation in formal wear and I just used water from an old sippy cup to get Dorito dust off my jeans.— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 7, 2016
6-year-old: It's almost a little bit mostly completely done.— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) June 9, 2016
Not sure if that makes him an optimist or a politician.
Me: goodnight kids— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) August 15, 2015
Kids: goodnight dad
Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad
Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT
Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.— Mickey (@Hypercraxy) September 24, 2015
5: daddy can I tell you a secret?— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015
Me: sure thing buddy
5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands
As the parent of a 5yo boy, I can name all the dinosaurs and none of my coworkers.— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) April 28, 2015