Has a friend ever stolen fries from you and you end up rethinking your entire friendship? I sure have.
But this guy really loves his fried taters apparently, because he actually arrested a woman for stealing 3 of them.
A cop in Washington, D.C. was eating dinner at a local pizza kitchen, when a 26-year-old woman approached him to start a conversation. As they were chatting, the woman apparently reached over and grabbed one of his fries and ate it. And then she did it again.
The cop asked her to stop eating his fries, telling her "she could be arrested for theft of [his] food."
"Well then you might as well take me to jail."
The cop arrested the woman and charged her with second-degree theft. The police report is pretty hilarious.
"I then politely asked D-1 to not do that again because I paid for that food and she was stealing from me and she could be arrested for theft of my food," says the officer.
As for what's listed as the stolen property: "Friend Fried Potato...quantity 3."