You've heard the story of the 3 Billy Goat's Gruff? Well let me tell you about this billy goat's fluff.
A gentle little boy was having a gas at a petting zoo when he was encouraged to pet a goat. Easy enough to understand, goats are adorable, but this boy got more than he baahgained for - and to our delight it's all caught on tape.
He seems a little shy at first, goat's are a little intimidating, especially when they're twice your size. Still his mom, or another guardian, urges him on.
"There you go Asher," we hear a voice offscreen say.
The encouragement seems to help as Asher gives the goat a few more brushes with greater gusto. Seems like a nice day out at the petting zoo, until the goat erupts in a furious burst of gas. His whole body convulses as the goat lets out a fart it must have been contained for years.
Asher responds as if his entire world just fell out from under his legs. He dances around like the floor is on fire and desperately searches for somewhere to hide, but there's no escape.
The video cuts off to the gales of laughter from those watching Asher.
You can see it for yourself here: