15 Christmas Jokes That Turn Ho Ho Ho Into Ha Ha Ha

Christmas is a magical time of love and giving, but it's also a great excuse to tell some of the most groan-worthy jokes of all time. Trust me, these are beloved by kids, and you'll love telling it to them!

1. Rudolph The Red

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Source: Boy's Life

2. Christmas Alphabet

Q: What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Source: Red Tricycle

3. Santa Cam?

Source: Twitter

4. Fashion Police

Q: What did the policeman say to the stomach?

A: You're under a vest!

Source: Twitter

5. Do Do......Do DO....

Q: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?

A: Santa Jaws!

Source: Boy's Life - Casen S. Tyler, TX

6. We Didn't Start The Fire

7. Once You Pop...

Q: What's Santa's favorite type of chip?

A: Crisp Pringles!

Source: Reader's Digest

8. Hip Ho Ho Hop

Q: What do you call an elf that can sing?

A: a wrapper

Source: Xmas Fun

9. But Wait...

10. Treat Your Elf

Q: Why was Santa's Little Helper depressed?

A: He had low elf esteem!

Source: ThoughtCatalog

11. Elf-Employed

Q: What happens when an elf is naughty?

A: Santa gives them the sack!

Source: Pun.Me

12. You Can Pick Your Friends...

Q: Why was Frosty in the Grocery Store?

A: He was picking his nose!

Source: Me, just right now.

13.This Rings A Bell

14. He's A Rebel

Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A: A rebel without a Claus.

Source: ThoughtCatalog

15. Frosty? You Okay?

Q: What do you call an old snowman?

A: Water

Source: Not Bill Murray

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