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15 Christmas Jokes That Turn Ho Ho Ho Into Ha Ha Ha

Christmas is a magical time of love and giving, but it's also a great excuse to tell some of the most groan-worthy jokes of all time. Trust me, these are beloved by kids, and you'll love telling it to them!

1. Rudolph The Red

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain."

His wife asked, "How do you know?"

"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Source: Boy's Life

2. Christmas Alphabet

Q: What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Source: Red Tricycle

3. Santa Cam?

Source: Twitter

4. Fashion Police

Q: What did the policeman say to the stomach?

A: You're under a vest!

Source: Twitter

5. Do Do......Do DO....

Q: What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?

A: Santa Jaws!

Source: Boy's Life - Casen S. Tyler, TX

6. We Didn't Start The Fire

7. Once You Pop...

Q: What's Santa's favorite type of chip?

A: Crisp Pringles!

Source: Reader's Digest

8. Hip Ho Ho Hop

Q: What do you call an elf that can sing?

A: a wrapper

Source: Xmas Fun

9. But Wait...

10. Treat Your Elf

Q: Why was Santa's Little Helper depressed?

A: He had low elf esteem!

Source: ThoughtCatalog

11. Elf-Employed

Q: What happens when an elf is naughty?

A: Santa gives them the sack!

Source: Pun.Me

12. You Can Pick Your Friends...

Q: Why was Frosty in the Grocery Store?

A: He was picking his nose!

Source: Me, just right now.

13.This Rings A Bell

14. He's A Rebel

Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A: A rebel without a Claus.

Source: ThoughtCatalog

15. Frosty? You Okay?

Q: What do you call an old snowman?

A: Water

Source: Not Bill Murray

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