<div><p>Mother's Day can be a little stressful if you're planning on making a nice breakfast-in-bed or brunch for your wonderful mama. </p><p>There's all these cute recipes and designs online that you think would be great, but in the back of your mind you know there's still a huge possibility you're going to default to the classic scrambled eggs and buttered toast in bed. </p><p>If you do end up sticking with something you know and you feel bad about it, remember you're at least better than these people. I know everyone says it's the thought that counts, but sometimes it's also the food that counts.</p><p><strong>1. Bacon is perfect in its natural shape. Say no to bacon shapes. </strong></p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite>Food Network</cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><strong>2. A lot of things are wrong with this picture, namely why are you making eggs in a waffle maker?</strong></p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-1.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-1_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite>Food Network</cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p><strong>3. Tell her they're Cajun style sausages and hope she buys your lie. </strong></p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-2.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-2_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite>Food Network</cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><strong>4. What egg-xactly was trying to be accomplished here?</strong></p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-3.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-3_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite>Food Network</cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><strong>5. You can practically hear dad whispering "just pick off the fluff and bring it to her!"</strong></p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-5.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-5_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite>Food Network</cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p><strong>6. Points for the grilled cheese, but none for the cryptic 'WE YO' message.</strong></p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-6.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-6_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite>Food Network</cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><strong>7. While scientifically accurate, I do not need a reminder about my uterus on Mother's Day. </strong></p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-7.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-7_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite>Food Network</cite></figcaption></figure></div><p></p><p><strong>8. No spell-check, no problem. </strong></p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-8.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-8_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite>Food Network</cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><strong>9. B&B, Beans and Bed. Literally. You don't get a bowl. </strong></p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-10.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/05/x-10_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite>Food Network</cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p></div>