Were you embarrassed of your middle name as a kid? Lots of people were. But honestly, most of the time they aren't that bad! Unless, of course, you're one of these celebrities. Then you've got every right to be embarrassed.
Middle Name: Tiffany, as in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" or "why did you give your son the name Tiffany?"
Middle Name: Garry, with two rs to get the point across
Middle Name: Kim, the name he uses when he needs an alias to steal the declaration of independence.
Middle Name: John Mungo, as in "Hugh Mungo"
Middle Name: Bass, as is "all about that bass, no treble"
Middle Name: Géza, as in "Memoirs of a Géza"
Middle Name: Whitelaw, as in "whitelaw-ter rafting"
Middle Name: Paige, which is fitting because he won an Oscar for best screenplay (ba dum ts)
Middle Name: Erhard, as in "can you believe Amelia Erhard disappeared?" "Actually, it's Earhart."
Middle Name: Kimberley, as in "Nic Cage and I both share the middle name Kim and that's where the similarities end"
Middle Name: William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus, as in "I promised too many people I'd name my son after them" and "one wasn't enough"
Middle Name: Wroughten, as in "last one there is a wroughten egg."
Middle Name: Wilhlem, as in "An Oscar is not out of the Wilhelm of possibilities."
Middle Name: Hercules, as in "He was a no one - a zero, zero! Now he's a honcho - he's a hero!"