3 First Date Stories That Will Make You Never Complain About Yours Again

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3 First Date Stories That Will Make You Never Complain About Yours Again


If reading about these three disaster dates doesn't make you so very grateful for your dating experiences, well I am sorry for whatever you went through and secondly, you need to tell us about it.

1. A Tinder nightmare.

While on this date, a woman had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in a window while trying to retrieve her own poop. Oh yeah, and she was at the home of her Tinder date.

The two went on a romantic date to Nando's, then returned returned to the 24-year-old man's house. While they were there, she apparently needed to go to the bathroom (probably because of the Nando's.) She clogged the toilet and decided the best idea was to pick up her poop and throw it out the window to get rid of it.

In her weird panic, she fell down into a narrow gap between two window panes while throwing her poop, and got stuck. She then had no choice but to tell her date that she was stuck.

He then tried to help her out but ended up getting her more stuck. That's when the firefighters were called and had to break the window to get her out.  

I feel so bad for this girl but this is the funniest story I have ever heard.

2. Causing 300k in damages.

This 29-year-old woman went on a date with a Houston lawyer, if this were me I would try my best not to mess it up, but she didn't think that way apparently.

The woman, Lindy, got too intoxicated on their date, so he called her an Uber after they returned to his home. She then refused to leave and hid inside the home. When he found her and called a second Uber, she got aggressive.

She then preceded to tare down several paintings and poured red wine on some, as well as threw two $20,000 sculptures. The damaged Warhol paintings were each valued at $500,000.

Lindy also ripped down a Monet and Renoir, but those pieces weren't damaged. She was arrested at the scene but then was released on $30,000 bond.

3. Puppy troubles.

Before I begin the story, it has a happy ending so don't get sad before it's over.

A man took his first date on a scenic walk and she brought her dog along with them, on Orcombe Point in the UK. The date was going great until her dog, Luther, fell 100 feet down a cliff. The date was obviously ruined as the two rushed to save her dog and to bring him to a vet.

The good news is that Luther, the one-year-old dog, survived a full recovery, with only one surgery on his leg needed.

Although their first date was completely ruined by a traumatic series of events, there could be a happy ending. "It was a very memorable first date... but he just texted me to see how Luther is, so I think there may well be a second date," said the dog owner.

So, the moral of these stories is that there is a possibility for a second chance after a horrible first date. Just don't expect it if you throw poop out of their window, or get drunk and trash their expensive art.