If reading about these three disaster dates doesn't make you so very grateful for your dating experiences, well I am sorry for whatever you went through and secondly, you need to tell us about it.
1. A Tinder nightmare.
While on this date, a woman had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in a window while trying to retrieve her own poop. Oh yeah, and she was at the home of her Tinder date.
The two went on a romantic date to Nando's, then returned returned to the 24-year-old man's house. While they were there, she apparently needed to go to the bathroom (probably because of the Nando's.) She clogged the toilet and decided the best idea was to pick up her poop and throw it out the window to get rid of it.
In her weird panic, she fell down into a narrow gap between two window panes while throwing her poop, and got stuck. She then had no choice but to tell her date that she was stuck.
He then tried to help her out but ended up getting her more stuck. That's when the firefighters were called and had to break the window to get her out.
I feel so bad for this girl but this is the funniest story I have ever heard.