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7 Of The Weirdest Celebrity Baby Names That Will Make You Question Everything

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In light of Kim and Kanye naming their most recent child "Chicago," it got us thinking about why celebrities decide to be so cruel and name their children the weirdest and dumbest names they can think of. Here's a list of seven horrible names celebrities gave their children.

1. Kal-El

Child of Nicolas Cage. He was named after Superman.

2. Apple

Child of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, when asked why they made this decision, Gwyneth answered "Right, well, um, basically it was because when we were first pregnant, her daddy said, if it's, basically one day he just said if it's a girl I think her name should be Apple. And I just, it sounded so sweet, and it conjures such a lovely picture for me, you know apples are so sweet and they're wholesome, and it's biblical and it's just, they're so, and I just thought it sounded so lovely and ..." So, she obviously had no idea either.

3. Sage MoonBlood

Child of Sylvester Stallone, Moonblood is Sage's middle name, but still, that's horrible.

4. Destry

Child of Steven Spielberg. This is way too close to "Destroy" for it to be an acceptable name.

5. Coco

Child of Courteney Cox and David Arquette. Coco used to be Courteney's nickname.

6. Blanket

Child of Micheal Jackson. Who was originally named Prince Michael II, but that was too close to his brother's name, Prince Michael Jackson... After all the allegations Michael Jackson faced, the name "Blanket" is almost the worst choice for a baby name you could pick in his situation.

7. Sno FilmOn Dot Com Cozart

Child of Cheif Keef. Last but definitely not least. He named his child this to promote his upcoming album at the time. This is by far the worst baby name that we have seen, but to be positive, at least Sno has a lot of nicknames to choose from!