In light of Kim and Kanye naming their most recent child "Chicago," it got us thinking about why celebrities decide to be so cruel and name their children the weirdest and dumbest names they can think of. Here's a list of seven horrible names celebrities gave their children.
Child of Nicolas Cage. He was named after Superman.
Child of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, when asked why they made this decision, Gwyneth answered "Right, well, um, basically it was because when we were first pregnant, her daddy said, if it's, basically one day he just said if it's a girl I think her name should be Apple. And I just, it sounded so sweet, and it conjures such a lovely picture for me, you know apples are so sweet and they're wholesome, and it's biblical and it's just, they're so, and I just thought it sounded so lovely and ..." So, she obviously had no idea either.
3. Sage MoonBlood
Child of Sylvester Stallone, Moonblood is Sage's middle name, but still, that's horrible.