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FASHION TREND: Denim Speedos or Jeados - Yea Or Nay

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Welcome to 2019 where denim fashion trends are absolutely out of control.

This summer has already brought us 'janties' the fabulous denim panty.

Now it's early May and I have a new friend for you to meet.

Ladies and gentleman let me introduce you to this season's newest 'must have item'.

Aptly named the Daytona Dong Sarong Jeado Swim Brief

Shinesty has decided to release a range of fake denim speedos so that men can have their own Daisy Dukes this summer.

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Heard you ladies like a real marksmen.

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The jeados are actually polyester and spandex, because denim doesn't seem like it would be fun to swim in, but they are styled to look like denim.

They appear to be available for both men and women but let's be honest. The jeano is the real star of the show.

According to their website:

They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We'd be inclined to agree. Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong is just like that, except it is the above-ground hot tub of the swim brief world...or something like that. It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it.

*These should be paired with caterpillar-style mustaches for optimal results.

These can be purchased at Shinesty.com for only $39.99 and may I remind you that Fathers Day is coming up soon.

Head of Content, reality TV watcher and lover of cookies. emma@shared.com