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13 Unfortunate Church Signs Misinterpreted As Sexual Innuendos

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With a rise in a secularism, pastors have been doing their best to be creative with their church signs in an effort to garner a crowd for their sermons. Some are hilarious, while others would have greatly benefited from a second opinion.

Here are 13 church signs which have enormously missed the mark.:  

1. Like eating a sandwich.

2. What would real missionaries say?

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eBaum's World

3. ...to pray?

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Third Monk

4. Be sure not to fall on your way down.

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Complex

5. Is Easter your least favorite holiday?

Church Sign
eBaum's World

6.  Don't choke.

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Instagram

7. How many real friends do you have?

8. Don't think of death just yet.

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Third Monk

9. We're very thankful for the gift of life.

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eBaum' s World

10. What's with the tongues?

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Reddit

11. I only take the bus.

12. Fill it with what Pastor Myers?

13. Show off your pearly whites.

Have you ever seen an offensive church sign?

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