On a hot sunny day, there are few things more satisfying than a sweet treat from a Dickie Dee ice cream cart. You don't see them that often anymore, but you can still find a lot of these treats in a convenience store.
But I know what you're thinking: there's so many options, how do you choose? Lucky for you, you don't have to! I'm going to tell you exactly what to order based on your zodiac sign. Trust me, I've eaten enough ice cream for all of us, you can basically consider me a professional.
Pisces
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: King Cone
As a Pisces, you have a lot of emotions...and I mean a lot. Since you prefer keeping to yourself instead of sharing your feelings, you can just eat them instead!
Plus, the bigger the ice cream, the longer you can avoid talking to people. Isn't that the dream?
Virgo
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: Choco Taco
First off, it's really fun to say. Second, it's perfect for a picky Virgo, because there's really nothing to hate about a Choco Taco.
Virgos are also practical, and what is more practical than a handheld ice cream that doesn't drip?
Aries
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: Character Pops
Aries are daring, and there is nothing more daring than taking a chance on one of these character pops. The flavors, the shapes, the quality, it's all questionable.
If you're an Aries, you're also proud. If you love something, you're not afraid to let everyone know, and you love these character pops.
Gemini
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: Cyclone
Geminis can be crazy, and I'm allowed to say that because I'm a Gemini. Nothing represents a Gemini better than a cyclone, because it's a little twisted but still awesome.
Plus, it's a mix of two flavors just like Geminis are with the twins.
Leo
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: Itzakadoozie
Leos have a tendency to get jealous, so they want to make sure their treat is the biggest of all their friends. You also need a big popsicle to match your big heart!
Itzakadoozies are also relatively new in terms of the ice cream scene, but as a natural leader Leos are willing to try them out.
Capricorn
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: Reese's Peanut Butter Ice Cream Cup
I don't think I've ever been envious of a Capricorn, but this would be one of those times. Reese's cups are a on the higher end of the Dickie Dee scale, which matches a Capricorn's elegance perfectly.
Capricorns are also ambitious, and they are not afraid to tackle the race against time as your try to eat your treat before the chocolate shell melts.
Cancer
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich
Cancers love a good classic, and an ice cream sandwich is a perfect fit. They will always be loyal to a traditional treat, but don't mind getting imaginative with it!
Plus, if you're going to spend money on an ice cream sandwich, make it an Oreo one.
Aquarius
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: Magnum Double Caramel
As an Aquarius you are all about imagination. When Magnum Double Caramel bars came out, it was a game changer. The idea of a big hunk of ice cream covered in chocolate, caramel, more chocolate, and more caramel was ground-breaking.
If you're an Aquarius you need to be careful, though. Your addictive personality could land you in some deep debt with the ice cream man.
Libra
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: Drumstick
Being a Libra is all about balance, so this mix of sweet and salty is perfect.
Drumsticks are perfect because they come in a few different flavors, which helps your desire to cooperate thrive. They don't have the chocolate drumstick? Caramel it is! No need to throw a fit.
Sagittarius
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: Chipwich
If you don't know what a Chipwich is I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a chip ain't one. Ice cream sandwiched between two chocolate chip cookies is Sagittarius heaven.
An idealistic sign, a Sagittarius will never turn down a near-perfect invention.
Taurus
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: Haagen Dazs Vanilla Almond Bar
Tauruses can be described as basic but bougie, and there is nothing more similar in an ice cream form than the Haagen Dazs vanilla almond bar. It's got a hint of sophistication but nothing too out there.
Tauruses also love high-end tastes, and nothing is more high-end in the ice cream world than Haagen Dazs.
Scorpio
WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER: Super Fudgesicle
Scorpios are extremely passionate, and chocolate is more or less synonymous with passion. Much like a Scorpio, super fudgesicles are hiding a mushy interior with a hard shell, you just have to be dedicated enough to break through.
