<div><p>They keep us awake at night, you have never eaten a hot meal since the day they were born and they interrupt every phone conversation you ever attempt at making. </p><p>In your sleep deprived state, every parent knows that their kids act more like tiny drunk adults some times than the bundle of joy we brought home from the hospital.</p><p>So in those moment of pure parent torture, here's a laugh that will help you get through the next tantrum. </p><p>1. They always find themselves in inexplicable situations</p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_650px.jpg 650w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_750px.jpg 750w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_850px.jpg 850w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_950px.jpg 950w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_1050px.jpg 1050w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_1150px.jpg 1150w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_1250px.jpg 1250w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_1350px.jpg 1350w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_1450px.jpg 1450w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_1550px.jpg 1550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/maxresdefault-6_GH_content_1630px.jpg 1630w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>2. They're obsessed with finding something to eat. MUST. HAVE. FOOD. NOW!</p><div><figure><a href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/photo/2011-11/21/c_131259520.htm" target="_blank"><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/122309955_11n.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/photo/2011-11/21/c_131259520.htm" target="_blank">xinhuanet news</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>3. They're constantly hurting themselves.</p><div><figure><a href="http://izismile.com/2012/06/13/kids_failing_hard_28_gifs.html" target="_blank"><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-30044-1366836943-14.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="http://izismile.com/2012/06/13/kids_failing_hard_28_gifs.html" target="_blank">izismile</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p>4. They're terrible at judging distances. See #3</p><div><figure><a href="http://izismile.com/2012/06/13/kids_failing_hard_28_gifs.html" target="_blank"><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-4810-1366836935-16.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="http://izismile.com/2012/06/13/kids_failing_hard_28_gifs.html" target="_blank">izismile</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p>5. They have absolutely no coordination. *Points Back to #3*</p><div><figure><a href="http://izismile.com/2012/06/13/kids_failing_hard_28_gifs.html" target="_blank"><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-4720-1366836930-27.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="http://izismile.com/2012/06/13/kids_failing_hard_28_gifs.html" target="_blank">izismile</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>6. They constantly misjudge their strength and coordination. Did you read #3?</p><div><figure><a href="http://izismile.com/2012/06/13/kids_failing_hard_28_gifs.html" target="_blank"><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-12673-1366836932-2.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="http://izismile.com/2012/06/13/kids_failing_hard_28_gifs.html" target="_blank">izismile</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p>7. Things go wrong for no apparent reason</p><div><figure><a href="http://izismile.com/2012/06/13/kids_failing_hard_28_gifs.html" target="_blank"><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-4815-1366836933-21.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="http://izismile.com/2012/06/13/kids_failing_hard_28_gifs.html" target="_blank">izismile</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p>8. They have no shame about being seen with no pants on.</p><div><figure><a href="http://ru.fishki.net/pics9/podbor998_15.jpg" target="_blank"><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-4811-1366836954-39.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-4811-1366836954-39_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-4811-1366836954-39_GH_content_650px.jpg 650w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="http://ru.fishki.net/pics9/podbor998_15.jpg" target="_blank">fishki.net</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>9. They often fall asleep on or near toliets</p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/9409f1ba5f52c974ef9c65e7a19661f2.jpg" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>10. They can't seem to walk in a straight line</p><div><figure><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/mother-toddler-4ENaudwijmK6k/" target="_blank"><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/giphy--1-.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/mother-toddler-4ENaudwijmK6k/" target="_blank">Giphy</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p>11. They fall asleep with their shoes still on</p><div><figure><a href="http://mybirdie.ca/files/09-august-2009.php" target="_blank"><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-30514-1366836919-18.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-30514-1366836919-18_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-30514-1366836919-18_GH_content_650px.jpg 650w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="http://mybirdie.ca/files/09-august-2009.php" target="_blank">My Birdie</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>12. They shouldn't be trusted with heavy equipment</p><div><figure><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/K6kIDxk" target="_blank"><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-13126-1366836920-3.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/K6kIDxk" target="_blank">Imgur</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p>13. You often can't figure out what they're saying half the time</p><div><figure><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/baby-cute-poke-X8xXGv4JJTJGE" target="_blank"><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/giphy--2-.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/baby-cute-poke-X8xXGv4JJTJGE" target="_blank">Giphy</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p>14. They could start crying at any moment</p><div><figure><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/lifetimetv-adorable-babies-l1KVaj5UcbHwrBMqI/links" target="_blank"><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/giphy--3-.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/lifetimetv-adorable-babies-l1KVaj5UcbHwrBMqI/links" target="_blank">Giphy</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>15. They have poor impulse control</p><div><figure><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2010/07/24/the-day-he-learned-to-open-the-fridge/" target="_blank"><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-4704-1366836927-10-1.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-4704-1366836927-10-1_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-4704-1366836927-10-1_GH_content_650px.jpg 650w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2010/07/24/the-day-he-learned-to-open-the-fridge/" target="_blank">shitmykidsruined</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p></p><p>16. They have no sense of shame</p><div><figure><a href="https://www.seabreeze.com.au/img/photos/other/5711814.jpg" target="_blank"><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-10457-1366837438-5.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-10457-1366837438-5_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="https://www.seabreeze.com.au/img/photos/other/5711814.jpg" target="_blank">Seabreeze</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p></p><p>17. There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable</p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-4760-1366836921-17.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-4760-1366836921-17_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-4760-1366836921-17_GH_content_650px.jpg 650w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p><!-- [invalid-shortcode] --></p><p>18. They can't seem to get food in their mouths</p><div><figure><a href="http://latestpicturebyme.blogspot.ca/2012/03/funny-baby-pictures-drunk-baby.html" target="_blank"><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-25055-1366839727-8.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-25055-1366839727-8_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w, https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-orig-25055-1366839727-8_GH_content_650px.jpg 650w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="http://latestpicturebyme.blogspot.ca/2012/03/funny-baby-pictures-drunk-baby.html" target="_blank">Latest Picture By Me</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p>19. Their depth perception is all over the place</p><div><figure><a href="https://go.redirectingat.com/?id=74679X1524629&sref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fawesomer%2Freasons-kids-are-pretty-much-just-tiny-drunk-adults&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Ffunny%2Fcomments%2F15b6s8%2Fbaby_with_pasta_on_nose%2F&xcust=2168436%7CDESKTOP&xs=1" target="_blank"><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-4782-1366836953-21.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="https://go.redirectingat.com/?id=74679X1524629&sref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fawesomer%2Freasons-kids-are-pretty-much-just-tiny-drunk-adults&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Ffunny%2Fcomments%2F15b6s8%2Fbaby_with_pasta_on_nose%2F&xcust=2168436%7CDESKTOP&xs=1" target="_blank">Reddit</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p>20. They're totally unable to predict when they're about to pass out</p><div><figure><amp-img src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-13745-1366836917-5.jpg" srcset="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/enhanced-buzz-13745-1366836917-5_GH_content_550px.jpg 550w" sizes="89vw" title="" alt="" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-img></figure></div><p>21. They'll stop whatever they're doing to take a nap. When they're tired, you'll know! Commence the whining. </p><div><figure><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-22912-1366837358-8.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></figure></div><div><figure><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-9995-1366837360-16.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></figure></div><div><figure><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-30630-1366837360-7.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></figure></div><div><figure><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/anigif_enhanced-buzz-4760-1366836959-18.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></figure></div><p>Well played tiny human, well played.</p><div><figure><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/qveopkhr2kqGc" target="_blank"><amp-anim src="https://www.shared.com/content/images/2017/04/giphy--4-.gif" height="9" width="16" layout="responsive"></amp-anim></a><figcaption class="op-vertical-center"><cite><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/qveopkhr2kqGc" target="_blank">Giphy</a></cite></figcaption></figure></div><p></p></div>