Listen.
Baby seals are the cutest thing ever.
I'm not even joking. Throw in a baby seal and you've got me captivated by whatever you're talking about. Their big, bulging eyes and their little flop-waddle is a combination made in heaven.
This guy was out snapping some pictures of penguins when a baby elephant seal made his way over to "brutally attack" him. And by brutally attack, I mean love unconditionally.
Watch the video and tell me this seal isn't just a big fat water dog. How could anyone be so cruel to these animals?