All that lovey-dovey stuff about your zodiac sign is cute, but it's not really helpful. Oh, Geminis love a man who can cook? We all do. Capricorn's are the best people to be in a relationship? Unlikely.
Listen, I'm not saying you shouldn't read about your zodiac (obviously). But I think it's important to take the bad with the good. We did some research and found out the harsh truths about each zodiac sign.
Ever notice how people shy away from you? That's because your ego is off-putting. You're selfish, independent, and demanding of everyone around you. You only talk when you need something done for you, and people hate it. Your aggressive and impulsive nature alienates you, and it's your own fault.
Your attitude changes from one moment to the next, but it just goes from rude to volatile. People can only handle you in small doses, and even then they really don't want to.
Your laziness overtakes everything. That piece of mail that's been sitting on your counter for three weeks has yet to make it to the mailbox. People don't like asking you to do things because they know it won't get done until months later. You'd rather pay someone to do it than do it yourself, and that's not a good thing.
Oh, you're also greedy and materialistic. You'd sell your own mother if someone was offering the right price. You expect people to buy you extravagant gifts, but you'll be Christmas shopping at the gas station when there's a 2-for-1 sale on air fresheners.
No one tells you secrets because before the words even come out of their mouths you're already texting it out to all your friends. Your need for gossip and drama is insatiable, and yet somehow you don't see what's wrong with that. "I don't understand why I'm surrounded by all this drama!!" Because you started it, you lunatic.
You are as two-faced as it gets, and you know how to work it. Your manipulative nature gets you what you want, no matter how much it hurts someone else. You have the gift of the gab and will make sure it's used to your advantage.
Those emotions you're feeling? It's driving everyone away. Your incessant whining about everything happening in your life makes you almost unbearable to speak with when you're in a bad mood. You can hold a grudge for an eternity, all because the clerk at CVS accidentally called you sir instead of ma'am.
You also hate spending money, even though you're loaded. While you clip coupons, you're also whipping out your Visa Black Card to pay for the whole grocery order. It irritates people when you complain about finances, because we all know that you have more than us but just aren't willing to spend it.