All that lovey-dovey stuff about your zodiac sign is cute, but it's not really helpful. Oh, Geminis love a man who can cook? We all do. Capricorn's are the best people to be in a relationship? Unlikely.
Listen, I'm not saying you shouldn't read about your zodiac (obviously). But I think it's important to take the bad with the good.
We did some research and found out the harsh truths about each zodiac sign.
Ever notice how people shy away from you? That's because your ego is off-putting.
You're selfish, independent, and demanding of everyone around you.
You only talk when you need something done for you, and people hate it. Your aggressive and impulsive nature alienates you, and it's your own fault.
Your attitude changes from one moment to the next, but it just goes from rude to volatile. People can only handle you in small doses, and even then they really don't want to.
Your laziness overtakes everything. That piece of mail that's been sitting on your counter for three weeks has yet to make it to the mailbox.
People don't like asking you to do things because they know it won't get done until months later. You'd rather pay someone to do it than do it yourself, and that's not a good thing.
Oh, you're also greedy and materialistic.
You'd sell your own mother if someone was offering the right price. You expect people to buy you extravagant gifts, but you'll be Christmas shopping at the gas station when there's a 2-for-1 sale on air fresheners.
No one tells you secrets because before the words even come out of their mouths you're already texting it out to all your friends.
Your need for gossip and drama is insatiable, and yet somehow you don't see what's wrong with that. "I don't understand why I'm surrounded by all this drama!!" Because you started it, you lunatic.
You are as two-faced as it gets, and you know how to work it. Your manipulative nature gets you what you want, no matter how much it hurts someone else.
You have the gift of the gab and will make sure it's used to your advantage.
Those emotions you're feeling? It's driving everyone away. Your incessant whining about everything happening in your life makes you almost unbearable to speak with when you're in a bad mood.
You can hold a grudge for an eternity, all because the clerk at CVS accidentally called you sir instead of ma'am.
You also hate spending money, even though you're loaded. While you clip coupons, you're also whipping out your Visa Black Card to pay for the whole grocery order.
It irritates people when you complain about finances, because we all know that you have more than us but just aren't willing to spend it.
Just because your sign is a lion doesn't mean you get to be top dog. Your ego, like Taurus, is alienating.
Your intolerance to other opinions is something you see as a "them problem." However, it's really a you problem. Get your head out of the clouds and start realizing people don't want your leadership.
Unlike Cancer, you have no problem spending money. Problem is, your taste is awful.
You spend your cash on terrible clothes, extravagant purchases (you don't need), and anything else that will make you seem like royalty to your friends.
People hate your lavish spending and no one buys the facade you're trying to pass off as reality.
You act like a dictator and you don't even try to hide it. You treat coworkers and friends like your "servants" who only live to serve your every need.
You're under the (extremely false) impression that people actually want to do things for you, but they're just doing it to shut you up.
You're also the pettiest sign in the world, and you don't keep that a secret.
You think you're a saint, but no one else does. You're constantly looking for perfection, but guess what, you're far from it.
You may think the world revolves around you, but you're wrong. The sun does not rise and set on your schedule. You rival Taurus and Leo when it comes to ego.
The moment you step outside, people are wishing you'd step right back in.
You're also the biggest liar of all the signs. Whether it's for personal gain or to avoid conflict, you spew garbage from your mouth whenever you can.
Even though you think it's hidden, everyone can tell when you're being fake and they hate it.
You're a natural disturbance in relationships, and if you're not sleeping with your best friend's lover, you're trying to figure out how to.
When you do find yourself in a relationship, you're possessive and jealous like no other. Want to know who invented nanny cams? Probably a Scorpio.
You won't stop until you get what you want. Lying, cheating, backstabbing...it's all fair game in your books.
If someone tries to cross you, it's game over for them. Revenge is your favorite thing to plan out, and it could be as small as a nasty comment or as big as a series of anonymous phone calls at 2 a.m.
You may think you know it all, but what you don't know is that people don't like you. Starting from a young age, you've acted like a brat and people haven't responded well to it at all.
Your cynical remarks and intense stubbornness drive people away, because they're tired of dealing with it.
If you don't get your way, there will be hell to pay for everyone else. You demand everything you want, and you aren't above cheating and manipulation to get it.
Temper tantrums and aggressive confrontation are not out of the realm of possibility.
You're the Debbie Downer of the group, and everyone hates it. Your pessimistic mood makes your presence undesirable, and people get tired of you quickly.
Your stubborn remarks spark a conversation, but when people disagree with your opinion it only makes you more angry. This is why you don't have friends.
Your ambition should be admired, but you always take it one step too far. You are cut throat at every aspect in life, from getting a promotion to finding a good parking spot.
You don't understand why someone would concede a fight...it's all or nothing for you.
Your weirdness makes you uncomfortable to be around. Sure, you're having fun, but at what cost?
People don't like how aloof you are, and they often think you've come to earth from another planet.
You're also prone to crime, whether it's petty theft or assault. If you don't get your way, you'll find out how to.
Doesn't matter if it's illegal, because you're the only person who matters. Breaking the law is no big deal, although you should start to reign that in.
Conflict? See ya later. You're notorious for running away when things get tough, even if you're the person who started the problem.
Dealing with confrontation makes you uncomfortable, and that includes asking the pizza delivery guy for your change.
Your life is a damn mess and you don't even care. Your disorganization drives people away and guess what? There's nothing you can do about it.
This counts as conflict, which means you'll never deal with it in an appropriate fashion. But since you're alone anyways, who cares?
Now I know what you're thinking. These were mean. And ya, they were. But they're also hilarious...
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